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Christmas Dinner

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 8, 2016.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Are you a traditionalist? Is it turkey and all the trimmings or soup for your festive feast?

    On the Grove menu

    Turkey
    Maple Gammon
    Pigs in blankets
    Sausage meat stuffing balls
    Roast spuds
    Roast parsnips
    Carrots
    Long stem broccoli
    Peas
    Sweet corn
    Yorkshire puds
    Gravy

    Mince pies with either ice cream or custard

    Celebrations & Quality Street

    Alka Seltzer or Rennies

    I go even more over the top for the bash on New Year's Day!
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 8, 2016
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm just going to have a 6 inch meatball marinara
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 8, 2016
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    Pizza and chips.

    Couldn't be arsed with the fart on
     
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  4. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Strawberry Jam Pop tarts and icebergers for dessert this year.
     
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    SaveTheHumans, Dec 8, 2016
  5. The Prime Minister

    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    Custard on the turkey for the win.
     
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  6. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Is that nice CTC???
     
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  7. The Prime Minister

    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    Never tried it, but custard is sweet, so may not be too bad
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Are white people trash, Stan?
     
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    Gambol, Dec 8, 2016
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  9. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Sounds putrid to this Michelin starred chef. But I will try it. Light layer and not too sweet...bake it off for 10 mins at a high heat to slightly crust into the bird. Gotta try to find out why
     
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  10. The Prime Minister

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    Custard and Chips, now that works
     
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  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Yorkshire pudding is not Xmas food
     
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    Null, Dec 9, 2016
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Baz hasn't revealed the menu for the 5000 he's feeding yet. Really looking forward to it.
     
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    What do papes eat at Xmas? Pmsl
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 9, 2016
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    young bhoys wieners
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I've got the Tally relatives round this year so it'll be a bit more assimilated fare - turkey, bread sauce and such patter.

    If it was just my Taigy relatives coming round, I'd be preparing the traditional leg of proddy wean supper to be followed by traditional party games that are pretty frowned upon in these post-Yewtree anti-fun times.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 9, 2016
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  16. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Watermelon and yams served with some pineapple juice around at Patience and Monica's this Christmas <applause> same as every other day really.
     
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    Turkey and ham for us and whatever else she cooks up. Roast totties, sprouts etc.

    I'll just sit and play FIFA with the weans whilst drinking prosecco and see what trev is posting on here.
     
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    we should totally all come on here on xmas day and post photos of our xmas dinners, presents etc that would be some laugh

    if wer all drunk we would probably all post photos of our dicks lol
     
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    Ham?

    Not kosher broseph
     
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    Quick question

    Are papes allowed to eat meat if Xmas falls on a Friday ??

    Only romans reply please.
     
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