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Off Topic Vote - HIAG's best wum **** up

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, May 18, 2016.

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Which is HIAG's biggest wum **** up ?

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  1. You couldn't make it up, could you, Pixie!

    Except that I just did.
    <ok>

    Pure genius from the board's undeniable Wum Master.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    I know you made it up. That's why I've just quoted your wum **** up.

    Here it is again for those that missed it, HIAG explaining how he got the NLD score 'bang on' after making two wrong predictions :

    <laugh> Keep em coming 'wum master'
     
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  3. Blimey, Pixie! I've just looked at my notifications prompt, and it's telling me that you've made 20 posts directly about me in the last 20 minutes! ****! That is obsession bordering on the truly psychotic! You need to seek therapy from a proper professional, mate - for your own good!

    In the meantime, I think you are more than deserving of this - an old favourite of mine and the lads, in general...

    Enjoy!
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    And there it is <laugh>

    Game, set, owned :)
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Take it easy Piskie! Don't drive him off the board with another meltdown so early. Us lads want our plaything, can't you wait until Friday?
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Can I suggest the Hobbies thread subtitled (My wonderful cyber life)?
     
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    Post a link to it <ok>
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He has <laugh>
     
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    HIAG's like a **** Houdini. He willingly ties himself up in knots, only he can't escape from them.
     
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    Shame he wont try the water tank escape trick then
     
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    HIAG's assertion that Spurs would emulate Arsenal's unbeaten season if they could go 19 games unbeaten, and not even lasting 13 <laugh>
     
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    It's hilarious isn't it, he desperately craves a spud success so he can wum his little cock off but unfortunately being a Spud it'll probably never happen in his lifetime.

    Sad really don't ya think! <laugh>
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    This is a good one that went unnoticed: http://www.not606.com/threads/can-chelsea-challenge-for-top-5-in-the-coming-season.332714/
     
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    To be honest, I've been going easy on HIAG recently after his meltdowns and fits of fury.

    I could have mentioned his backtracking over his 'North London power shift is real' comment, or I could have mentioned his 'Arsenal always finish 4th' comment, when we finished 2nd last year and averaged 3rd over the last two decades. Or I could have mentioned, his rinsing over his claim that he is A87,

    but as I've mentioned, I've decided to operate a 'wum-lite' approach to HIAG for now, as I don't want to push the little flower over the edge and see him go into hiding again. :)
     
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    The poster behind HIAG doesn't mind posting absolute bullshit because he is merely wearing a costume of ineptitude... :)

    #IneptLawyers4U
     
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    Hiag is........
    The Mask of Sorrow
     
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