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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 5, 2016.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    So what have you asked the big lad for this Christmas?

    I've asked him for a pair of Onitsuka Tiger trainers and a Ralph Lauren wallet......

    Plus some snowies.... !
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Cocaine. I love a bit of snow at this time of year.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 5, 2016
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    and I thought it would of been Head and Shoulders for all the dandruff
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I've asked for nine days off....and got them :1980_boogie_down:

    Only problem is I get to spend them with the wifey and kids <wah>
     
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  5. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    A new set of darts.

    I am getting a new car for myself though. :)
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Christmas Eve is when I do my Xmas shopping....nowt like leaving it to the last second!
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

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    Totally agree. Have been doing this since I was married.

    Mind it might explain why my wife buys 3 or 4 presents for me for her. The plus side is that it helps keep the surprise factor for Christmas waiting to see what I bought her.

    :smiley-finger007:
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Scalextric? :grin:
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    After twenty years of spoiling myself at christmas, there's nothing I need or want...ffs..<steam>
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    The new "How to write winning headlines" annual.
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 5, 2016
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    We had booked a three night stay in the Lakes but have cancelled it.....ain't got the stamina anymore so just want to chill out at home <laugh>
     
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  13. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    My wife has been at Metrocentre today and only bought herself one present.

    Very inconsidrate.
     
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    Heed, Dec 5, 2016
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

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    I've read it and it's as bad last year's.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 5, 2016
  15. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I must admit to buying my son My first train set for his first Christmas.
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

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    <laugh>

    Still won't win.

    That being said I do have a leaflet entitled "How to win the Public's favour in the Headline Game" its a bargain price of 50 naira to my Nigerian Bank account, should you be interested.
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

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    I bought myself a Jehova's Witness advent calendar, every time I open one of the doors there's a voice says " F@ck off and don't come back "
     
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    I would like tickets for James gig at Times Square next summer.

    If I get them i'll be very happy.
     
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    I'll take 10 copies please <ok>
     
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