Off Topic Would you bang a robot?

How would you even shag an alarm clock?

 

He might have a big alarm clock, with a big hole in it. He might set it to vibrate and use the snooze function.

 

You don't shag an alarm clock mate.

It shags you.

 

Same as you'd shag a human.

You wait outside the house with your cock out and as soon as the bird comes out the front door, grab her!

 

This.

It really turns me on when they slip into role play and pretend they don't like what's happening.

 

Life in a nutshell eh.

Let's all get a sex robot to cheer us up.

 

Just in case you are all getting horny. Here is something to **** over.

 

who is this anal fella?

 

He's right next to her

 

Aye, i would.

 

There's another one @Blunham Mackem . I'll trust you to request the ban

 

Here's another