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Off Topic The Bellend Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 4, 2016.

  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    ^^^Beelin^^^
     
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  2. Captainchaos.

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    Henri Lansbury

    His hair makes him a bell end and then he acts like a bell end to prove it
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Corn rows + top knot = hyper bellend.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Am just polishing my pitchfork for when he rolls into town...
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    What have I missed on these boards eh? Everyone is so tetchy and it's a Sunday. Or should that be techy?

    Strange we've barely heard a peep from the mackems for weeks, couple of wins and they're on every thread.

    Bellend? I don't think much of Robbie Savage
     
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  6. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Whoever invented the man bun.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    And top knots <laugh>
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I've got a man bun. I copied mine from Obi though, so it's more of a man bun in the oven!
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Update the prediction thread or I'll get chaos to put cream in your bun
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Who says I haven't?
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Don't you ****ing tease us you ****
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think there would be mass celebrations
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I couldn't afford birthday presents for you all, so I was thinking an update would make a great Christmas present instead!
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    An update on when you might update the league?
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    <doh>

    Learn to read fat one!!

    It's an update on when I think I might update the league!!
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    That is a bit personal and out of order. Obi likes to be considered two people now, following his experience with seating arrangements at football grounds and on planes.
     
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  17. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Looks like it is some random called Lewis who has decided to leave first this time.
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    It means I also get the sharing platter for one. Or 'sharing platter for Wan' as I like to call it.
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    One of the greatest cartoon villains of the 80's. Him, Miles Mayhem, Cardinal Richileu, Megatron and Mum-ra...
     
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