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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    frogs fought the crabs
     
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    and grabbed his cockles
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    which made him shriek
     
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  5. littleDinosaurLuke

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    Anne Widdecombe stroked his
     
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    delivery to the boundary
     
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  7. littleDinosaurLuke

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    bringing up her century
     
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    whilst Geoff Boycott mutters
     
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  9. littleDinosaurLuke

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    about the corridor of
     
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    Yorkshire season ticket holders
     
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  11. littleDinosaurLuke

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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 3, 2016
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    any sh*te from Amazon
     
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    they preferred shopping at
     
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    which accepted pounds, shillings
     
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    stolen jewelry or nappies
     
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