Off Topic The Virgin Mary

Have any of you lads ****ed a virgin called Mary?
Marie or Maria counts too as that's Spanish & Italian for Mary.
Maybe Jesus Navas mam was called Mary.
How many people called Jesus can you think of?
I think there's a golfer called that.

 

Jesus Gil, Athletico Madrid president..

If Richard Branson had bought Southampton a few years ago like he was rumoured to do then the Virgin Saint Mary's Stadium might have happened..

With a daft goatee of course..

 

Im from Teesside. Finding a virgin is practically impossible.

 

Two virgins I've porked.

One when I was 16 and she was 17, she was in the year above me at School and promised she'd shag me one day after I turned 16 when I propositioned her on the school bus.

She was fit as **** but I saw her recently and she's a pure pork scratching now.

Second was my first long term girlfriend, I was 17 she was 18, she was waiting for 'the one', I duly obliged to give her a few years of the worst sex she's probably ever gonna remember.

 

I love honesty mate..

spot on..

 

****ing hell. They are onto their second kid at that age, around here.

 

Are you Catholic by any chance Billy?

Personally, ****ing a virgin ain't all that big a deal. I'd rather have a lass who knows what the **** she's doing!

 

I'm not mate, I'm atheist but yeah, I agree with you, I'd rather have a slag than a virgin.

 

Slappers. Love them.

Got one coming at 4pm. Ive found an online knocking shop. Ideal when i cant be arsed to gan out. (just been on a nearly 2day sesh)

Keep ya virgins. Give me a brass.


Easier and cheaper and no ****ing grief.

 

Until the AIDS comes a'knockin.

 

So, if a lass has the SAFC crest tattooed on the base of her spine - is that still considered a slag stamp?

 

brass Noun. 1. Money.
2. Prostitute. Short for brass nail, rhyming slang for tail, which is itself slang for, amongst other things, a woman and prostitute.

Even with the context - a tough one to decifer. The etymology logic is a bit fuzzy. But I'd bang her anyway!

 

Imagine pounding away at some park bench filth with a footy crest on her back/ass... all you can think about is Lee Cattermole's latest injury or when Rodwell's gonna get his first win.

 

Yeah, I don't even like the idea of nailing a virgin. All that comes to my head is 'she must be young'

 

Or ugly.

Shagging a virgin has never really floated my boat either. As long as she hasnt got a fanny like the top of a welly experience is a must for me.

 

Or incredibly ****ing ugly.

 

Well in that case........

Oh Billy.... Gil.....

Got a job for ya's

 

Them blokes who say 'The fat ones try harder in bed' are talking ****, the fat ones try less... they're the worst, they're lazy by default, they don't all of a sudden snap into action in bed.

Give me a fit one any day over a wobbling gravy pig.