I flicked on to BBC 1 Sat night to presented with a cock on TV! I thought for a second id flicked over to the Adult channels but alas no such luck. It was none other than Steve Claridge. Bad times. The look on his little posy face is enough to infuriate me to depths that i never knew i had inside me! Aaaaggggghhhhhh!!! Im just so glad i dont have to watch that drivel anymore. Does lizzy still read the texts!? what a bint she is... "Steve from Coventry has text in saying he likes football and anal beads and also Phil from Derby text in to say he wants to shoot himself" what a ****ing waste of time of a program! She's not even fit! FFS if you are gonna have a woman on a football program she at least needs big jugs showing a bit of cleavage and leg! Then there is good Old Manish! Placing himself at all kinds of places around the studio whenever it cuts back from a video clip. If only he placed himself hanging from the metal balcony by some kind of rope, at least that would make him a small percentage more exciting! And dont get me started on the fella who goes visiting the clubs... i forget his name but for the purpose of this post and the fact that he seems to be a raving homo ill call him Rupert. Now the show will usually move to a club thats having one issue or another or a story to tell about a man who walked past the Ground 40 years ago who is now the savior of the town or some other utter BS and not that shockingly this will start in none other than the Changing rooms of the club. Now im guessing this is so he can have a cheeky look at "whats on offer" at the club in question other than any real football related matters. Dont get me wrong, im not a homophobe or anything but i dont need some guy who is camper than christmas parading on my fooball programe while im drinking a beer and generally being all manly. Because of this the wife often questioned my sexuallity last season. Again bad times. Swans Fans .. I hope to christ we stay up so i dont have to watch them ****ing idiots on TV again.. Cardiff City Fans.. I hope for the sake of your sanity that your promoted next season so you dont have to watch utter cocks on TV. Anyway. Rant over. Thank you and good night.
Pissed myself laughing reading that, absolutely spot on, I've only watched it a couple of times, it's so amateurish and painful
You're not alone Mrmagoo...Slightly less colourful but the same sentiments Football League Show review I assume by "Rupert" you mean Mark Clemmit?...If so, I agree, he is an annoying twat. I remember seeing Jason Mohammed on there last season (As we were both pushing at the top I guess they needed a Token Taff) so given the choice I'd opt for Lizzie...at a push. Claridge is just amusing with his "expert" opinions just as long as you don't look at the screen when he's on. Unfortunately for us this season, we still have to go through the Shearer/Lawrenson/Dixon bollox before even getting to the above whereas you don't. Football can be cruel sometimes
youll be tuning into MOTD for a few weeks until you get bored of watching your team get pumped 5-0!!! If Swansea stay up i'l eat this laptop. I hope for your Sanity they change the cast on the football league show for next season LOL
What a fantastic post. Very subtly and astutely sums up what all fans who are subjected to Steve Claridge's drivel think of the whole programme. I could not agree with you -a Jack - more than I do. Well done, for speaking out on behalf of all of us. We can only hope that someone from the BBC still takes some notice of this board.
the show is just crap personified. mark clemmit is a w*nker who should be fired manish is blatantly there to fill up the quota of foreigners lizzy is ugly steve claridge is always on it they should have cut that instead of bbc 606.
Hope you have a sturdy stomach. I recommend some pepto-bismol purchase prior to and after ingestion. Also take small bites , as this will be quicker as strange as it sounds due to the difficulty in swallowing large sections of any electrical appliance. My nephew told me , and he should know - he's a bluebird. He also told me that licking windows causes mouth ulcers , but that's another story....
Good post MrM. The old Football League show on ITV was much better. I'd rather put up with adverts than some of the tosh on BBC. Mind you after a few beers Lizzy's not so bad - beer goggles and all that.
so this rupert guy may well be annoying but what i find more annoying is that you seem annoyed that hes gay and presenting a football show?....if he was gay and not annoying and presenting a football show would that be ok? sorry but i do sense homophobia? im only replying as i see it..im not here to argue,its just i dont like that the gay thing is an issue..who cares...if hes crap and annoying fair enough..but whats gay got to do with anything...assuming he is gay of course.
As a Hull fan let me tell you that one of the best things about being in the premier league is not having to watch that crap for the 10 seconds they show of your team. Hope you do well this season and enjoy
Please take the post as it was intended....as a bit of fun!!!. And for the record i have many a gay friend one of whom is sitting next to me in work(who is trying to touch me up) who found the post hysterical so comon lets not just pick a debate out of nothing aye and accept that people have fun poked at them along with gingers fatties and other minority groups lol Deal with it instead of picking a debate out of nothing. Oh and smile ffs it makes life pass by much more easliy
I wouldnt be much good at reviews or match reports... Well unless i was pissed off at something with them lol
I think you would be perfect as I want them written to take the piss a bit. You could have somewhere to channel your weekly frustrations and give us all a bloody good laugh.
lol maybe... give me time to think about it..... in all honesty i can see me wanting to rant quite alot if we are getting battered week in week out lol im hoping it doesnt come to that thou! lol
mrmagooo im very much smiling after yesterdays performance and for the most part i thought your post was funny and i concur the show truly is a shower of ****!..im just not sure about the gay thing having any relevance to it being crap....i have a very good friend who is also gay and a huge liverpool fan....but as i said i dont want to argue mrmagoo..from your reply you seem like a genuine guy..so lets just disagree on that aspect..no offence intended.