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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Tel (they/them), Nov 25, 2016.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Winnecoutt
     
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  2. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
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    Just got home pops. Wife got back from work and eventually managed to drag me out of the pub.

    On me iPad how and still can't see a locked thread. So......
     
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  3. grandpops

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    Not locked now mate.

    Everythings fine, off you go back to the pub.

    You have my permission. I`ll write you a note if you want. <ok>
     
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  4. Blunham Mackem

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    She who must be obeyed (and her solicitor) says no.

    So I'm done for the night.

    Just to add, anybody who says that NHS employees don't work their ****ing arses off, or care about the NHS can go **** themselves!

    We're fighting against centralised systems that are killing the NHS and it's us grafters taking the flak!

    I mean no disrespect to anyone on here reliant on NHS service.

    I'm drunk. My apologies.
     
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  5. Nordic

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    Bears are the best. So **** off with yer poxy bats and goat curry.

    You'd never eat a bear curry, would ya. That's coz bears are git good and git hard.

    Twats and bats and goats. It's like a **** alternative to the wizard of oz song.
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Silverback gorillas.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Honey badgers. Proper radgy gadgies.
     
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  8. Billy Death

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    Bears have a perfect life imo.
    They go to sleep for three months when it gets cold & when they wake up all they do is shag, eat & get pissed on berries.
    What more could you want?
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    They also do Kung Fu.

     
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    Chicken of the cave
     
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    I like Animals too but prefer Division Bell and Wish You Were Here, although many would argue that Dark Side was their best work
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I had a lovely Bear Bhuna for dinner.
     
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    Bear Grylls? Fair play, hope you cleaned his own piss off him first.
     
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    And they taste miles better than lamb.<ok>
     
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  15. Nordic

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    liar..
     
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    Some time ago, I was with my uncle at his favorite watering hole, along with a good few other blue-collar regulars. The bartender announces, "Hey, Harry it's your wife," as he hands over the phone to his slightly embarassed patron. Eventually, Harry returns the phone, the din subsides, and Harry finds himself with a bit of an audience. Harry replies. "Oh, she just wanted to make sure I had enough money!"
     
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  17. Blunham Mackem

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    Agreed!
     
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