For those of you have not been into the Supermarkets of late, it seems Xmas is coming. As you might expect The Press have taken the opportunity to underline the religious significance of the occasion, by looking at the merchandise Premier League Clubs have on offer Specifically Jumpers. And they have (naturally) ranked them into a League. SAFC have come top of one league this Season, (at least in the view of The Mirror). (Given that The Mirror usually doesn't give SAFC the lickings of a dog, it must be good) please log in to view this image http://www.mirror.co...ankings-9309665 I can't copy the article, but here is the jumper.
I can only hope that the wife doesn't see this. I've already got this one in the back of the cupboard from a couple of years ago please log in to view this image
I'm going to buy the new one. That along with my long grey beard will make me look a right festive twat
She`s bought something for you to wear? You haven`t worn it? You don`t like it? I think she needs to know about this.
Innit though, if I wanted to be a raging homo I'd just get down canal street and slot some nancy boys, I don't need a £6.99 panda costume at any point in my life.
Like I said Tel, well beyond the call of duty that is! For any husband!. There's always another wife out there. Somewhere!!
I don't like the cold, it's my least favourite thing of all the things I don't like, but I don't ever want to wear an adult baby-grow. My wife, to be fair to her, has never suggested, and probably never would suggest for me to wear one. She did offer me a Christmas jumper from her import stock one year though, which I politely declined. It ended up soaked in BBQ fluid and used to get the log burner going on a damp night actually.
If I was looking for a man to savagely abuse my arsehole non-stop for a month, I'd probably bait him using the Hull jumper.
I reckon Tel wants the Liverpool jumper. He's just in denial. That Chelsea thing is gay as ****, like. Rancid.