Sadly the time has come and I need to wear glasses. Any of you myopic f.uckwits have to wear specs? I've looked on-line and I'm considering these; please log in to view this image (I searched idiot wearing glasses and this image came up. Racist.) Or even a pair of these; please log in to view this image Whatever I wear I'll end up looking like this; please log in to view this image
You should poke your eyes out with a spoon and replace your eyeballs with jawbreakers . I'm sure you carry sweets and confectionary around as "bait " anyway .
I often walk into things, miss buses, ignore pals, miss out on perving ... But at least i dont look like a fanny
Only *****s, nerds, and men with dangerously low sperm count wear glasses. Yet another SCIENCE FACT from globetrotting Arab jiggaboo, Jiffy.