Shrewsbury Squad

this is a most useful thread for which many thanks. can it now be updated and stickied please. following regan's signing uncle graham has said regan is his last current signing, so we sink, swim, dive, or promo with what we have. imo, i think town have a useful squad and should be able to do us proud especially when young tom is fit. well done graham, coys, fs and just hope i am saying something similar in april/may!

 

Oh, very strong squad indeed .... Home game Gas 4 Shrews 0, and Shrews 1 Gas 3 on your patch - Simples

 

Quick, swat this little bluebottle.

 

"Gashead" - well named.

"Airhead" would have done just as well.

 

happily most of the gas is blown from his rear end

 

i see you lot have found another enemy this season,makes a change from my team

 

We've had Earth (Rocky), we now have Wind (Chris-Gashead), next season...

 

who is fire then

 

I am the god of hell fire and I bring you.......Think of the Crazy World of Arthur Brown. I am the crazy part of it, so be very afraid not to offend my team or mention the Ainsworth/Wigglesworth band of brothers.

 

I dont think any gashead thinks we are big. We are just gonna piss the league, thats all

Shrews of course will finish in their normal position of 7th and get beat in the semi's Our record stands at one league two (4th division) play off final = one victory, and a brilliantly easy one at that

 

i suspect fire will be paul the power buckle and half his squad in january. matty h will soon get a job in pantomime at the bristol hippodrome and if released earlier he might just fit in at santas grotto , the gallieries. but please i beg you no gas near the fairy lights, just in case of sparks. and there will be precious few sparks on the pitch at the memorial ground. now where is rocky's picture of that ginger donkey, of which santa and the wicked witch will be proud

 

I have seen the pretty donkey you are referring to Must say, it looks more like Mark Wright to me, the worlds biggest donkey (well, second after Nicky Maynard of course)

 

i am a prophet and hearby declare that c-g and all his fellow g/h's will be visably shaken at 14.35 0n saturday when the gas lose their opening game to afc wimbledon 3-1. sadly how long they stay on the bottom of the league may not be in their hands. they must concentrate on expelling gas from their rear ends to give them lift. a diet of double bran, baked beans, senakot may help in this direction, failing which may i suggest the g/h's visit bristol balloon festival and see how its done. floreat salopia, inflatus thermus, viva la gasometer

 

An undisclosed fee has been agreed with Accrington for Terry Gornell, but sauces close to the club suggest it is on HP.

 

what sauce-ery are you talking about there KDS?? queue tumbleweed

 

to deal with bloat you need to use multiple trocars that can be passed through the skin into the stomach to remove the gas. (did you ever what it on All Creatures Great and Small!!)

 

any one remember an old bbc comedy all gas and gaiters, perhaps c-g will disapear up his gaiters

 

is it possible for someone who knows what they are doing, who could update the squad and stickyfy it please or do an updated squad and stickyfy that, so we all have a chance to look at it alongside the fixtures. floreat salopia

 

Atcham, www.shrewsburytown.co.uk does exactly that.

 

the exact squad page

http://www.shrewsburytown.com/page/TeamHome/0,,10443,00.html