Does anyone on here , general chat , partake in Black Friday sales ? Not online but actually punching auld women in stores to get that blender for a tenner ?
"Hey folks, why not queue up for hours only to watch some fecker push in front of you when the doors open? After spending hours outside you can run into the store like the cattle you are and think that you are getting a bargain on that Blaupunkt TV for £250, yes that's right, you queued up for 12 hours to get £20 of a sh*t TV, that is if, of course, the large dark gentleman who pushed in front of you hasn't got there first" Some bargains to be had for sure but the jumble sale attitude of the British makes these sorts of events detestable.
Ikea opened a new store in North London and there was a deal that the first customers got a sofa for a tenner (or summat) and it turned into a riot with Terry's getting all ghetto and there were stabbings and fist fights. All for a cheap Spunkffesst couch. Seriously, offering cheap stuff in London just invites chaos. The look in the eyes of the "bargain hunters" is primal, kill or be killed. please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image