What are you doing?

#realproblems

 

She's orite mate.

 

Nah mate, if you are well travelled and in touch with nature, like me, you will realise more landscape is pointless in that picture. There would just be more of the same, then you would complain of too much grass. Crop the sky a bit and we good to go.

 

I don't know why my iphone uploads such huge pictures, but I just pointed the phone and took the pic. The reason there's so much sky is that I was leaning on a gate. Treble would have be moaning about too much gate if I'd included it

 

Looks a ****hole anyway

 

I like gates

I saw #skirtgate earlier. Fosse was opening it and entering Thankfully no pics!

 

Rolling one ready for the game...got some munchies ready too....Chocolate cake.

 

Tbf that's not entirely true mate. The reason landscape wouldn't work is if there was no focal point. If there is, something that draws your point of interest then the rest of the landscape gets a sense of perspective and can be fully appreciated.

 

Talking of munchies and chocolate, have you tried these?

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I used to like the mint munchies. Don't see them around that much anymore

 

I've never heard of them. Sounds like a winning combo as well.

 

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Yeah, they were good. A bit like a cubed after eight mint. Dark chocolate too. I haven't seen them around for ages though.

 

Cold milk and Munchies...talking about milk, tried this?

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Well tasty mate.

 

Getting nervous. Should be at the pub now but still sat in the mrs' car park waiting for her to finish work #nightoutwithlads

 

You see now that's a winning combo!

Dark chocolate with mint.

Guzzled down with chocolate ****ing fudge brownie milkshake!

If we were to write a third book for Willy Wonka, this would be in it!

 

Is that a euphemism?

 

I don't really eat that sort of chocolate anymore. I run a health food business and I make and sell my own raw chocolate. Much better for you. I use an unroasted cocoa and I don't put any **** in there like you find in the chocolate in the shops.

Cocoa is actually really good for you and very nutrient rich. It's only when you add all the sugar, fat, flavourings, emulsifiers, bulking and binding ingredients that it makes chocolate unhealthy.

 

That is an horrendous away kit that Scotland are wearing. Whatever happened to their traditional blue kit ?

 

I eat dark chocolate for similar reasons. I prefer the taste tbh.

That's honestly very impressive mate, do you retail to public or are you trade/wholesale supplier?