Off Topic Fight night.

All hypothetical off course.

Any people any stipulation you want.




Trump v Clinton death match. No nukes allowed.


Bruce Lee v Seagal and Van Damme in a nun chacka fight

Angelina Jolie v Rhonda Russey. Bra and pants dildo cage match

 

Lee Cattermole vs Julian Clarey in a how fast can you get your pants off and lube up sprint.

 

Jason Statham v Brock Lesnar.

No holds barred.

 

Whose rattled your cage!

 

Ariana Grande vs Katy Perry in a first to sit on Tel's face wins contest.

 

I'm just messing mate, not a lot going on today.

 

Who?

 

Ibrahimovic vs. Relic in a walking stick fight followed by a cup of Bovril and a nice sit down with Murder She Wrote.

 

.

 

Ellis Short vs Massimo Celino in a 'Who can destroy their club first' competition.

 

Ref Vincent Tan or the Dr.?

 

Might as well use Niall Quinn and give Short a fighting chance.

 

Easy to predict. Celino would definitely come up Short!

 

I didn't know short liked it in the fart box?

 

And carries a gun.

 

There's ELLISt of things you don't know about him!

 

Raw vs Mark Thatcher

The rules are that Mark has to stop Raw from digging up Maggie, pissing in her face and pressing the red button to sound the claxon.

Raw has a 1 minute head start, plus for every statistic he can provide about unfair working conditions in the north east, Mark must take a step back or a forfeit a free smash in the face with Raw's spade.

 

Get out.

 

Billy vs Mr Motivator

Mr Motivator is trying to rid the world of all of the lard which makes Billy have a happy willy, all Billy must do is kill him.

Hang on, we have problems, the crowd are saying this is racially motivated... the fight is called off.

Mr Motivator agrees to leave some chubb for Billy.

 

Great thread!!!