Tbh, I haven't a clue what Snorlax is like. I only know a few Pokemon..... Just think of it like Romeo and Juliet, except with Portsmouth and Southampton instead of Montigue and Capulet.
rachael is an alright name. to be honest cover their face, bend them over, call them what the **** you like then!
My dragonite would kick your snorlax' arse. I think i'll see if i can find my gameboy and a pokemon game.