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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 3, 2016.

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The Celtic lap dog **** by Nathan Barley

    Why oh why ,oh why don't you
    Just **** right off and die?

    Tag aboot ma Chink Hoor wife
    Now club foot left
    Your grassing **** don't fly

    You claim to be offended
    For Pudding and and a pie
    Yet we know you have a cock
    You're just a bitter guy

    I'll get the bastard banned
    If not am gonnee try
    Oh Tina why
    oh why oh why
    You think you're kind of sly?


    I think I know
    you venomous shrew

    Your life is all but finished
    No one loves you
    Your team are ****
    Your chances
    of reproducing have all completely
    diminished

    Your pets have left
    You didn't care
    You are a horrible ****

    Spending your life on Chatbox
    Luring Fabio is your last ditch punt

    So Dev is short
    Pud is fat
    And Si he has a wife

    Even if she's Asian ?

    At least he has a life
    Ping pong balls
    Fork lift trucks
    Blue collar
    What a mess ?

    What's funny is
    You , a sad old man
    That wears a gingham dress .

    Series 1 of 23
    The Tina chronicles
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I think "finished" would have fitted in better than "diminished". Diminished has too many syllables for that particular part.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well then, what to make of this?

    I for one will be expecting "man runs amok with forklift" headlines some time soon.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Yaaassss I got a menshy.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I liked how her pets "left her" :laugh:
     
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    I fear for this site if Norwich lose again this weekend.
     
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    Now what was it that was said if you create a thread about a person, Toby as an example...

    It proves that person has proper wound you up <laugh>

    I'm liking this beel fest reading of late, good ole GC at last has returned :)
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    You're messing with the wrong guy folks. Simon is an internet wizard by all accounts. No-one (with fudbook) is safe :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    GC Wars it aint going to be pretty
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    So did I but he spelt my name wong.
     
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  17. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Just got a message on my Facebook page telling me Julie is not safe and that Bernadette and Declan should watch out <yikes>

    WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END FFS!!
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Another day, another round of Simon's foaming-mouthed rabidity.

    <rofl>
     
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    My morning after reading this thread
     
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    Was the message from their priest by any chance?
     
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