Off Topic The four word story thread here!

for illicit wife swapping

 

and the sharing of

 

haribo fangtastic especially the

 

sour ones that make

 

you spit them out

 

with teary, squinty eyes

 

proving it's more advisable

 

to shove them up

 

Boris Johnson's largest orifice

 

is a large pavlova

 

full of lovely fresh

 

honeysuckle and lavendar leaves

 

and his lost hairbrush

 

that he only used

 

for combing his pubes

 

which were very blond

 

from dipping in bleach

 

on a weekly basis

 

until small red blisters