Official Nigels versus Jocks Match Thread

This docile **** still full of the seethe? It seems he is

 

It is all sorted now Dev. Everything, in its entirety, is on to be put upon my head.

Si was merely reacting without a single bit of forethought which altogether excuses him from his actions. As everyone knows when you go to court if you say "Yes your honour he was saying some nasty things about me so I battered the innocent guy standing next to him out of impotent rage" then you get off with it.

 

Maybe you have a point Iain, but neither I nor Pud have said anything about this utter spastic of a human being's wife - which he has admitted several times. He is quite clear that as he has no valid target to attack (he knows nothing personal about Venom) he will attack those who he knows have suffered some form of loss, ie me and Pud. That is not "over stepping the mark", that is simply being a **** for the sake of it, the man's a ****ing joke, he's thrown the toys oot the pram in a way none of us thought possible, seen many a meltdown on here but this is straightjacket material.

 

I 100% concur with my good proddie mate and fellow gang member.

Tits oot fur the lads.

 

Sookie ****. ^^^^^^

 

Naw, Sookie tits.

 

Yer missus is a munter.

 

First line of an as yet unwritten limerick?

... Or poem....

 

Yer missus is a munter
She begs for it up the shunter
With one droopy tit and a dripping slit
Stuck with RL Down Under.

 

Limericks have five lines you stupid, melted faced ****

 

Si's wife enjoyed Nanking gangbang
Venom formed slug pellet compnay in 1976

 

Not this one. I'm modernising them.

 

No bad,

I was working on

Yer missus is a munter
She's built like billy bunter
Hullo Doll ahv shat yer couch
And my erections gone asunder..

 

There once was a man called Dev
Si said he'd tag that his daughter was dead
Dev headbutted his shin
And declared "Dev for the win"
Then wandered off holding his head.

 

That's it, every **** hame.

Venoms ****ed it.

 

Too far Venom, ****ing too far. For the record it would have been better if you could have fitted in "baldy head" but unfortunately it would have been too many words.

 

Who the **** are you? The poet laureate?

 

Is the poet laureate not a lesbian or was that the last one?

 

I'm no actually sure. The only poetry I know of is AE Housman and some of Blake's stuff.

But if it's woman poet the chances of her being a muff diver are pretty high.