Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Piss off

 

Good morning Dribs, but not for anyone else.

 

Good morning all UK members.

 

Just went to call someone called Gary in Norway at work. Was surprised to hear that Gary was a woman, and not actually called Gary.

She was called Gry, I thought it was a typo. I must have sounded silly asking for Gary.

Anyway, Gary is fit.

 

Good morning everyone who wouldn't.

 

is she fit... or just sounds fit.

I've seen two cases of people getting burned with fat yank bints turning up when they sounded great on the phone

 

In my experience, anyone that's sound nice on the phone is a ****ing munter!

 

She looks fitter than she sounds tbh. Googled her name and her linkedIn and facebook came up (stalker). She's a young milf.

 

yup... you've said it.

 

koala tea

 

I sounds like a **** in most communication formats

 

Find out if she has an Instagram account and hack into it.

 

Especially on football forums.

 

I'm glad you get subtlety mate

 

So, as some of you know, the manager dropped me from the Sunday league team without warning or reason. He brought sixteen new players in (four or five relatives included) over the summer and cut all but four or five players out completely.

I didn't even bother going to watch on Sunday but just seen pictures... he's only changed our ****ing kit now too LOL

#notthesameteamanymore
#timetomoveon

 

Start a new team with the ex players.

 

Most have called it a day. I might venture into the veterans league

 

Doddering old ****

 

Good morning America

 

Knob off