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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    #pray4hiag
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    #pray4saints
     
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    Unfortunately saints can't be with us tonight as his typing hand is busy jerking off the lesser half.
     
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  4. You'd be nothing without me, Skiddy. You live to stalk me. I give meaning to your life.

    And to Pixie's.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    Desperation added to your conceited vainglorious self view and if you're feeling a little cocky it'll probably be SIAB's
    Have fun together.
     
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    <laugh>

    I read that in a high pitched squealing woman's voice.

    I think that's probably quite an accurate interpretation.
     
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  7. Try thinking my posts, rather than reading them.

    It will be less embarrassing for those around you.

    Don't thank me.
     
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    I know you struggle with basic concepts, but a term for reading words is called 'read'.

    Don't thank me.
     
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  9. Huh? What the **** are you on about, Pixie?

    What is it with you thick posters? Why do you try to act clever all the time? It's incredibly embarrassing! We've got two of the thickest posters on the forum - you and Bambi - trying to be clever, and making yourselves look like complete muppets!

    You wrote that you read out loud my last post in a high-pitched woman's voice, and I advised you to think my posts (ie. read them silently to yourself), rather than read them aloud, to save yourself some embarrassment. What I wrote is the kind of stuff that even those with learning disabilities, such as yourself and Bambi, ought to be able to cope with.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Comedy gold ... you even had to explain what you were meaning by "thinking my posts" ... perhaps "read them silently" might have been better? .. I may not be that clever, for all you know ... but you also know that I am certainly, unequivocally, cleverer than you <laugh> would you like another tutoring on acronym vs synonym?

    Those that can do
    Those that can't teach
    Those that can't teach go into HR
    HR rejected HIAG's application ... he signed it "Saints" ... <doh>
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    No you're wrong, again. Go back and read my comment.

    I'd explain it to you, but I already have and you came back with this wum **** up <laugh>
     
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  12. <doh>
    Words genuinely fail me! Never before have I encountered so much stupidity in so many who celebrate their stupidity!
     
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    I know, that's why you've just ****ed up your 'read out loud' claim

    Here's a clue, go back and read (either out loud or in your head) my comment again. <ok>
     
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  14. Pixie, I really cannot be arsed!

    I have a contract on my table worth a fair few quid, and I need to make some headway with it.

    Unlike you, mate, I do have a life beyond this forum.
     
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    And there it is, dipping into your fantasy world once you realised you've been done yet again <laugh>

    HIAG, when you read a newspaper or a book (assuming you have the ability to do so, seeing as you have admitted that words fail you) do you always read it out loud ?
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

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    ...that's because you don't actually go down to White Hart Lane ... you're more of a "from behind the sofa" fan ...

    :emoticon-0159-music"We're coming for you
    We're coming for you
    Oh bollocks that's fcuked it
    ... and behind Arsenal too":emoticon-0159-music
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

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    Of course you do #bottler would that be cockfetish.com or perhaps knoboutonthebus.com? Have fun in your premier inn!

    Anybody seen Tobes?<whistle>
     
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  18. Stalking reply #4 of the morning.
     
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    Skiddy can't go a day without wanting to rip your guts out. You hurt him bad onetime it seems.
     
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    @Hoddle Is A God

    You never got back to me on this.
     
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