Arsenal = Diving, cheating panzy filled football club.

It's funny when people claim our team is full of thugs with no talent. We might have a few bruizers on our team, but i'd rather have a few aggressive players than a pile of pathetic diving ****ers.

I just watched the replay of the Arse vs Huddersfield match -

Wenger keeps on crying about his players being hacked when he gives this speech every day before the game to his players.

Players, if you're in the box and the opposition make the slightest bit of contact on you, you should dive like you've just had a sledgehammer to the bollocks, and hopefully you'll win a penalty.

Also my little gremlins, if there is a player that is far more skilled and far more passionate than you running towards goal, which is about 9 out of 10 players, if they are running on goal, you should body check them so they cannot get into the box or play a through ball. You might get a red card, but we have plenty of players to replace you. These two easy steps are the way to success.

Also Cesc, if the referee gives the decision in your favour, and the opposition are trying to appeal, offer to suck his cock after the game, so the referee stays in your favour.

 

I love arsenal, you say this but look at players like jonas, ameobi, coloccini they all go down to win us stuff and to be honest i dont care if you're touched in the box then its a penalty so whats the issue with that?

 

Maybe so but I would still prefer themto win the title instead of Man Utd or Chelsea. Would also prefer them to win a cup as I gives us a small chance of getting into Europe. Not that I'm deluded or anything

 

I once touched a lass's box and I nearly went down for it

 

Wow Tash you sure are the messiah of how football really should be played

 

Coloccini doesn't dive at all. Amoebi fouls alot of players but doesn't divel. Jonas doesn't dive... he falls down quite easily after being fowled sometimes, but he doesn't dive.

The issue is that people that dive aren't proper footballers, and they must be punished. And yes, i'd be prepare to lose a player of our own if it meant keeping the rule that divers should be punished.

 

Are you suggesting we employ the same tactics then?

OR is the second half of the article supposed to be ironic?

 

Arsenal on song are awesome to watch...Everyone knows that Wenger nurses double standards, but to be fair, I'm fairly sure this is all psychology and mind games! If you complain loud enough about something, eventually it'll influence the ref somehow!

 

Jonas doesnt dive? thats hilarious and ameobi dives he spends half his time on the floor, every team has them so look past the fact their our own players and you'll see it

 

Yes, he does.

Falling over piss easy isn't that much better than diving to me, anyway.

 

**** off tash.

 

Still made at when you lost 4-0 on fifa to me? Shame.

 

You on PS3 or Xbox?

 

Xbox mate

 

Ahh i cannae play you then shame

 

Get of the gay station, and trade it in for a secks box.

 

I tend to find people with xbox's get into their games to much and spend hours sweatting it out over games so i went for the better all round console and got ps3

 

sheeeyITE! PS3 all the way man...

Kingo, what's your ID? I'll give you a cheeky game?

 

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(boston celtics not scotland celtic)

Ill be on later maybe but im on quite a lot gimme a message saying your from not606