Jesús Gámez

Where the feck is he?

I totally forgot we signed him and he seems like the forgotten man?

 

Adapting to the weather

 

Hasn't been eating his museli

 

Far from it mate I suspect he's discovered Greggs

 

I was quite excited when he arrived but he's hardly kicked a ball. He must have been going to greggs your right.

 

Looking at his dismissal record I think he's probably on pub watch too

 

He's the Facundo Ferreyra (remember him?) of this season.

And on that note, why isn't Lazaar playing regularly?

 

Or he was bought as back up. He is nowhere near better than Anita or Yedlin.

As for Lazaar, think he isn't match fit and sadly Dummett is doing reasonable (shudders)

 

Supposedly hes injured getting back to fitness I heard a commentator say at one point.

 

Dummet is vice captain

 

He's nailed on to be back for Easter.

 

Are you suggesting fucundo Ferreyra wasn't actually the fucundo and that gamez actually is

 

Actually Fecundo Ferreyra is clearly the bastard brother of Luuk De Jong - too **** to play a minute for us last season, and the prick's already got 2 in 2 games for Shaktar now!

Yeah, whenever we have some overpaid dick on the books who never plays, let's just call them "Fecundo" now, makes matters simpler - i.e. "why does XXXXXX never play?", "it's cos he's a right Fecundo".

 

He was rubbish when he played against wolves. Wasn't up to the pace of the game.

 

Jesus needs games.

 

I quite often call my wife that. Well since I got her pregnant I have always said **** undo.please undo that ****.

 

Apparently he has a good cross in him.

 

No he's a secret Goalkeeper. He needs to be put in goal as everyone knows

 

I think you are being a little unfair - we shouldnt expect miracles.

 

Returning from injury and not fit along with Lazaar and Murphy