Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

In all honesty, I do really like Rosburg. The last few seasons when I used to get up super early to watch every race, he was beginning and I knew he'd do well. Has always been one of my favourite drivers, was interesting when he got paired with Hamilton. Feel bad wanting him to retire.

 

Mainly I get annoyed by the powder puff stewarding and then Hamilton constantly whinging the moment (usually rearely) something goes wrong.

 

Sad day. The one lady in the office who I can usually count on showing off her legs in a short dress is wearing trousers today. She never wears trousers. I'm sad.

 

Desperate times.

 

Yeah. Quite depressing. I hope this isn't the start of a trend. Should I tell her the trousers make her look fat? It would be a lie... But a white lie.

 

I suppose you can always cry into your fish tank. #realproblems

 

Needs cleaning. :-(

 

So does that woman's clout, in all likelihood

 

Stick some bleach on there

 

Bleach is actually a good cleaner to use on fishtanks because it naturally degrades.

... Just not good to use on a fish tank that is up and running .

 

Get some bleach on her clout

 

Do it. Telling women they're fat is always guaranteed to get a favourable response.

 

No no this is where real expertise is required.

Lieing is an art.

If she wears pants again just congratulate her and ask her when she is due
This means you appeared nice but she will be mortified.

You can thnk me later.

 

Point at her and shout "NO!" before tearing her trousers off mate. Standard office practice

 

Get copy of dress code policy and amend it to say women must wear skirts, send to her and say just FYI.. thought I'd mention before you get in trouble.

 

This one of your tricks?

 

To perv at women?...I don't think so

 

Doesn't work so well with blokes mate

 

We're going to the Banter of the Opera!

 

FFS