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Match Day Thread 2016/17 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by astro, Jun 9, 2016.

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Please God they have not used up their **** performances for the month,
     
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  2. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Seeing Dyce there reminds me of my old gym and one of the intructors there. Built like the proverbial brick-****house, and about 6'3", he speaks in this horse whisper type thing. I don't like speaking when running on the treadmill at the best of times, and this occasion he came up when I was shattered at about 8k in and starts trying to tell me something. I couldn't hear him so he hit the stop button and pointed to my lace that had come undone. Rattled, I said @I couldn't hear what you wanted with that whisper - have you got a bad cold or something?'. He glared at me and walked away.

    Transpires some years ago he dropped a 100kg weight on his throat when bench-pressing...
     
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  3. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Isn't Shaqiri a smashing little player when he's on song? Don't get me wrong, I'd rather have Ford and we have enough no 10's as it is, but to think he was going for £16m at the same time as Balotelli and wanted to come here - and we picked Mario... (or the committee did).
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    He rejected us to go to inter. Once burned his career is now as Swiss big cheese and prem nobody.

    He will do well to get a big move again... or in other words needs more than the odd goal when he is bothered.
     
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  5. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    depends who you believe. I read in several papers that the committee wanted to knock down the fee and his wages - yet we paid the same price for Balo and put him on 90k a week.
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Unlucky for Sunderland, West Ham goal offside.
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Or not offside, fair play to linesman there.
     
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  8. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    You're like that dude off the Fast Show who always agreed with last person he spoke to.:cheesy:
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I agree with this.
     
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  10. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Bazinger! <diva>
     
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  11. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> it was Bolasie who threw the game away against Burnley #thatwentwell
     
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  12. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    At least he didn't poke his leg through a defenders legs in the first 3 mins desperately trying to win a penalty :emoticon-0100-smile

    Mane was very lucky he didn't get his leg snapped with that stupid move <ok>
     
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  13. astro

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    An accidental "Januzaj"

    Nice thing about having the points on the board is enjoying Man Utd game tomorrow and watching Mourinho continue to implode. I'm thinking a flukey 1-0 to Chelsea would set him off the most.
     
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  14. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    You should worry more about the top teams like Spurs, Arsenal and City at the moment, you get nowt for being above us unless we are 2nd in mid May <ok> :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  15. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Well I get £20 for starters #bet

    But we could go into the last day 6 points behind Arsenal and Spurs and they'd both find a way to #bottleit so not #worried about them
     
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  16. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    And City?

    (don't forget your bottle jobs either, very Spurs/Arsenal like)
     
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  17. astro

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    City won't #bottleit they're just #legit crap and their true level will show

    They swapped Kompany for Stones FFS, and people think they will actually achieve anything?
     
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  18. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Think you will find they swapped Stones for Mangala (the other, better Sakho) <doh>

    #astrofootballgenius
     
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    Even you can't believe that, Diego <laugh> Mangala is better than nobody.
     
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  20. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Meh, not much in it :grin:
     
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