I got a taxi to work one day, had to drop the missus off at the metro on the way. Get this stinking middle-aged Paki bastard, and the moment we're in it's all "are you married etc" (we're not), but for the sake of it you just say "aye". So, he's going "Ah very pretty blah blah", then we dropped her off, and basically this is what I tell people when they doubt I have a bird - that a Paki taxi driver saw her therefore it's verified.
Jokes!
Anyway, we carry on to work and he's just being a proper pervert going on about wanting to **** white women. Fair play, I'm the same, no Pakis for me either, mate, but it's a grim journey. Anyway, we're round the corner from work and he suddenly dives in to a bus stop where this wee white bird is waving for a cab. Turns to me and says "I'll pick her up, it's ok, you're about to get out" then winks at me. So we pick her up, he drops me, and as I'm getting out of this awkward taxi ride, I turned and, for some reason, said "I hope you make it to work"
Meant to say "Have a good day", but it came out wrong.
TL;DR - Pakis are perverts too. White girl is probably dead in the desert.
Jokes!
Anyway, we carry on to work and he's just being a proper pervert going on about wanting to **** white women. Fair play, I'm the same, no Pakis for me either, mate, but it's a grim journey. Anyway, we're round the corner from work and he suddenly dives in to a bus stop where this wee white bird is waving for a cab. Turns to me and says "I'll pick her up, it's ok, you're about to get out" then winks at me. So we pick her up, he drops me, and as I'm getting out of this awkward taxi ride, I turned and, for some reason, said "I hope you make it to work"
Meant to say "Have a good day", but it came out wrong.TL;DR - Pakis are perverts too. White girl is probably dead in the desert.
