Pure gutted by that one, Dipso Cat Lady fancies Toby more than me. What a load of Primary School pish.
Slagging someone's bird is hardly on a par to calling someone child a spastic though is it? Not that I care mind you.
Where did I say that? I said she was probably rescued from the clutches of a warzone. Drugs have addled your memory.
Aye, we're supposed to take the word of an inexplicably arrogant tramp and a blue collar race mixer. Nae ****ing chance of that.