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The Official Match Day Thread - Newcastle v Fiorentina

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Son of a pitch, Aug 6, 2011.

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  1. WhotheVuckicHaris

    WhotheVuckicHaris New Member

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    ...and that completes an almost impossibly catastrophic pre-season.

    Bring on the Gunners!
     
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  2. Sharpe*

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    184 users? Impressive!
     
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  3. Son of a pitch

    Son of a pitch Active Member

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    That just occurred to me, cue a thread dedicated to slagging off the ref and somehow coming to the conclusion that he's to blame for the rain.
     
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  4. Finnbad The Sailor

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    ****ing MA / Pardews fault that it rained as well... what a fat bastard and puppet combo they are! >.>
     
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  5. Geordie Gashead

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    Forster definitely accidently did a rain dance in the warm up. The bastard!!
     
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  6. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    the next toon not606 thread coming soon
     
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  7. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    I blame Shola for this.
     
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  8. Ze Pusher Man Benjies

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    why's match been called off?
     
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  9. Ze Pusher Man Benjies

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    how was Jovetic playing?
     
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  10. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    Rain
     
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  11. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Because your a horrible racist bastard.
     
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  12. Sir Bobby

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    So let's get this right we've played 7 games this pre-season, we've won three, drawn two, lost two. We sold our captain. Our first friendly nearly ended due to fighting and a pitch invasion. Our last friendly was ended early. We had three players denied entry into America. We had our best attacking player in America get another injury. Our best player is God-knows-where due to Visa problems. Our other best player is being paraded as a free signing and is using Twitter against the club. Our third best player also used Twitter against the club. It's likely that best players two and three are gonna be sold on August 31st. We're on the verge of signing someone even more ****ing gangly than Ameobi. We probably won't even sign him.
     
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  13. Geordie Gashead

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    At least I'm not dead.
     
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  14. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Well this is it. welcome to another wacky adventure at NUFC.
     
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  15. Sir Bobby

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    Yay! <party>
     
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  16. OnlyTwoAmeobis

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    yeah but look at the negatives too...
     
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  17. Sanchin0

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    #Life goes on. <ok>
     
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  18. Amnesiac

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    And that's just the positives!
     
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  19. Ze Pusher Man Benjies

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    My niggggggggggggga. I'ss rape your momma, titus style, my nigggggggga<ok>
     
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  20. Colly NUFC

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    Was so close to going today, clearly made the right decision for once. Now if only Forest could score I'd be even happier, can't they put Eddie Murphy on?
     
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