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Off Topic On a scale of 1-10 how healthy are you? Health, fitness, diet thread.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Tash, Oct 18, 2016.

  1. Delusional Full Stop

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    Don't diet, don't drink too much, don't specifically exercise but just have a naturally athletic body.

    At least that's what I see in the mirror every morning.
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    it does,
    it's also why I go to work on Christmas Day
    stay at work until all the cooking is done then go home so I can enjoy the rest of the day
    I can't even walk past Boots the Chemist's perfume department without my eyes watering and reaching
    just a very sensitive nose and weak stomach
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Specsavers have a sale on mate.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I notice Obi is avoiding this thread like he avoids a salad bar....<whistle>
     
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  5. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Great, thanks, passed their shop this morning, didn't see any signs.
     
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  6. Freddd

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    By the standards of this board, 6.5 - 7.0

    56 years old. Boxing training 4 times a week, couple of other gym sessions thrown in.

    No particular food rules but healthy food generally tastes better. Never smoked. Drink an amount which I regard as relaxedly social but which according to all published guidelines makes me a complete lush.
     
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

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    Note to self.

    Always take a gun if fighting Fredd.

    <whistle>
     
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  8. General Lee Speaking

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    I watch lots of sport on the TV, so I'd give myself a 7.
     
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

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    I'd say I'm about 8 or 9, go to the gym at least 4 times a week, and run for over an hour on at least 2 of those times, I'm vegetarian and eat very healthy, don't do drugs or smoke, drink lots of water, and have a very athletic physique.

    I do drink like there's no tomorrow though, generally I'll be on the booze at least 4 times a week, ranging from 3 or 4 pints at the pub, to having half a bottle of rum at home. So yeah, apart from the liver bashing I'm very healthy.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

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    Pussy
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Well somebody has to balance all of this delusion. 8s, 9s and 10s. My arse. <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

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    Sorry just to be clear, is the number of smilies the number you are attributing to the fitness of your arse i.e. 4?

    I just find this hard to believe on what ACS has told me. He said it would be a max of 0.75
     
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  13. Lord Jonjomort

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    Oh, yeah, it's an anonymous message board. So I'll just quickly amend my statement to 9.5.

    I'm a level 10 vegan (I don't eat anything that casts a shadow) and exercise at least 8 days a week. I sleep in an oxygen tent, only drink purified steam, meditate for a living and my movements - including typing - are all done within the cosmic laws of Tai Chi. I started this sentence an hour ago. My wi-fi is powered by the mountain goats I live with in Tibet.

    I'm knocking 0.5 off because today I ate a raisin. It was my birthday.
     
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  14. Charlie Dogscock

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    Actually you're only a lowly level 5 vegan:

     
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  15. Delusional Full Stop

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    On the same vein, I go passed a gym every day of the week, sometimes even two or three times a day.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    I walk over 10 miles a day. Used to be 20 but I moved the fridge closer to the TV.
     
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  17. G4rdToonArmy

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    Man wtf, all these people who are "fitness/dietary" freaks putting themselves as a 6???

    I smoke, drink, have the occasional wavy day out, do nothing to keep fit but coach football (I shout, scream and tell others to run, do press ups etc), eat what I want when I want and eat/drink far to much sugar products.

    I'm a sure nailed on 7 :emoticon-0176-smoke<cheers>:emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

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    I w a n k four times a day so am mega fit.

    Sorry, I hit the wrong key.....I meant walk :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  19. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Go for a swim most days, walk to and from work most days (takes about 20 minutes) but I eat lot of nibbles, also occasionally going to the gym, so I'd say I was probably a 6.
     
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  20. Darth Tash

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    I've decided I'm going without a drop of alcohol until Christmas.

    I've barely drank at all the last month or so so going without it for a couple of months extra and see what a double vodka does to me lol after that long dry lol.
     
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