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Not an option right now pal.

 

Costly experiences so i am told, better off buying what she wants from the shopping trip mate.
Went out with my missus on Sunday shopping and was bored after leaving the car park, it was one of those just had to do trips to keep her indoors happy.

 

I wish I could help and give you some advice but I can't that's you now mate for the rest of your born, Ha Ha that will teach you for taking the piss out of me.

 

I've noticed 83 hasn't posted for a while, did he get a ban for something? Seem to remember him saying last post before the ban kicks in.

 

Purely voluntary mate, he wasn`t thrown out.

Expect he`ll be back when he`s good and ready.

 

There's been a few disappearances lately. Maybe they're all Daily Star readers and prepping for WW3 in their bunkers.

I'll be running an ethernet cable into mine, you don't know how long it's gonna take Putin to destroy the west, as long as I've got access to smut and ladbrokes I'll be fine.

Always one step ahead of the game is uncle Tel.

 

Aye hopefully.

 

Most tragic thread of all time...

http://not606.com/threads/x-factor-2016.336634/

 

Post 13 and he's on the ouija board.

Is there anybody there?

 

He seems to really want to chat about the X factor so he's using a betting thread to make it ok.

 

New £5 note... are all notes going to be like that or just the fiver?

 

I've just found a £20 note in a retail car park..

 

Some pensioner will starve to death this weekend then. That's all she had.

 

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We punked a mate the other night, he left his phone on the side with his music wired into our system, I opened up his facebook profile and found two profiles, one was a proper hot girl he had no chance with at work, that he always talks about and the other was holiday snaps of his mum's friend on a beach in a bikini from 2012.

I pressed the heart 'like' on a few of each's pictures, the hot girls pictures from 2014, so it looked like he'd trawled through the profile to find the pictures.

He's just text the group on Whatsapp saying the fit bird at work blanked him in the Spar at lunch time. ****ing hell.

He still has no idea about any of it.

 

10's & 20's as well.

 

What a twat you are...

 

****ing funny though. I can't imagine how awkward it is for his mum's mate she's probably gossiping about it to everybody

 

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