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Match Day Thread That team from merseyside vs the mighty Manchester United

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Oct 12, 2016.

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If we win what will the scousers excuses be?

  1. The ref was biased

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    75.0%
  2. The goal was offside

    2 vote(s)
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  3. We have our best players injured

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  4. The ghost of john Lennon supports United

    1 vote(s)
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  5. Benteke

    1 vote(s)
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  6. The brexit result

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  7. Aliens

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    8.3%
  8. Ronan Keating

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%
  9. The bbc

    1 vote(s)
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  10. Elvis

    0 vote(s)
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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    At least we have a tactic. Yours appears to give the ball away then fall over and claim a foul.
     
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    Lowest number of shots by Liverpool at home for 12 years.

    Never expected Klopp to park the bus at home in a derby tbh.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    Worst header ever by zlat. Should be 1 up now.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    As evidenced by coutinho. Ball bounces off him, falls over claims a foul.

    Cheating bastard scousers.
     
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  5. bulletinthehead

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    Have Liverpool ever taken a free kick before?
     
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    I think he's Brazilian, mate.
     
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    That save must be worth its own Matth thread.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Had it gone in it should have been offside. Their player ran across dg to put him off.
     
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    Yeah, but that bitter, Altrincham supporting ref is clearly biased against us <ok>
     
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  10. Bwood_Ranger

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    Making the save all the more thread-worthy.
     
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    Ball is breaking to Liverpool off pretty much every deflection and rebound. Only a matter of time before it breaks in the right area and they score.
     
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  12. Sweats

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    They are certainly building up to a dodgy penalty.
     
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    Nah. Can with another ridiculously bad long shot which deflects off Lallana's arse, hits Coutinho in the face and goes in.

    Cue Liverpool fans heralding it as a triumph of gegenonetouchfutbol
     
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    Great game.
     
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    This has been a terrible match. But the most important thing was not to lose here today.
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    Man Utd very poor but extremely lucky.

    The gap is appearing.
     
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    More like brown Monday than red Monday.
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Massively #fear based post - didn't quite happen but the #fear is huge in you sir.
     
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  19. cytrax

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    Extremely poor? So what does that make Liverpool, the "premier league" favorites?
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    No 2nd favourites actually. City are 1st.

    How's that feel, mate?
     
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