Match Day Thread Game of the Week

Yes, Skiddy, that is exactly where I live. Basingstoke.

 

What own goal?

 

TwAt

 

I know it is, there's no shame in living on a council estate.

 

That's right, Skiddy.

I live on a council estate in Basingstoke.

 

I know you do but there's no shame involved as everybody knows you're a Spud #bottler just saying mate ok?

 

Skiddy begging for attention again?

 

A few months back, I said that I make a tit of myself for the general amusement of the board. Everyone with any sense saw, immediately, that I was engaging in a bit of banter, because it is clearly recognised that, in fact, I do not make a tit of myself, I make tits of my victims. It was the equivalent of, say, Ali pretending to be knocked out by a punch from that little kid (I'm sure you guys remember that). You see, I am so comfortable with my comedy and my witty repartee that I can be self-effacing.

"Look at me! I'm a right clown!" I will often cry, whilst dancing a jig and then prat-falling.

"Get up, HIAG!" you lot will shout. "You're fooling no one. We all know you're a comic genius!"

Skiddy, on the other, is very different. He'll say something like, "Look at me, I'm a right twat!" and we will all blink at him and say, "Yes, we know" and we will all wonder why he keeps on telling us something that we all already know.

 

#meltdown

 

Well quite a rant! Usual #bottler material, make a prick out of yourself then claim it was a joke . He's not very good at this wumming is he!

 

HIAB's standard go to, when he's been done.

 

Manu started better than Pool.
thought Can would make Pool better. But
Can weakest link. Herrera best for Manu but should have got a yellow already.

 

Liverpool have been pretty poor so far. Letting Utd boss this game at the moment

 

If Pool step it up a bit, I think they can easily dominate this Utd side.

 

Bailly in the book for a dive by Sturridge. That's poor. Far too many in the first half.

 

Bailly in the book for persistent fouling from Herrera more like

 

Ashley Young booked for dissent now. Somebody is going to walk in this game.

 

That makes even less sense!

Young booked for talking to the ref. Good. Not very consistent, though.

Quite a boring half, overall. Who'll be happier with that? Mourinho, I think.

 

Happier? talk about more worried. Klopp.

This has 0-2 written all over now.

 

I agree. Ref let too many go and then jumped on the next one even though it was Bailly's first. Hererra should have been booked a few mins before though.

Poor first half really. As I said, I think Liverpool can dominate this Utd team if they step it up a bit.