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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    "What the hell is the use of this without cream and sugar for fecks sake !"
     
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    downloadfile-6.jpg I've been looking for these fields forever, and now this strawberry will take forever . . . . maybe I should just eat Beatles :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    disapearence of worlds largest strawberry baffles rochdale grower
     
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  4. San Diego

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    You look a little sunburned babe, time to go indoors?
     
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    The winner, go for it Gordon
     
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

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    Bollocks . . . . here's a new one
    IMG-20160731-WA0006.jpg I remember when people thought that I was ugly, too !
     
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    Look, you little feckers, mention orange sauce one more time, and I'll give you all a right hander !
     
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    Yep, I told your father to "Duck Off" two days ago, and I haven't seen him since.
     
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    They're fecking swans, man :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Swans have long necks Gordon - even you referred to "ugly ducklings" when you posted the picture. They are feckin ducks I tell you :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    I feel like chicken tonight....
     
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    No, we're not swans.
    What do they teach you in schools nowadays?
     
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    You're only saying that 'cos you are one :emoticon-0136-giggl

    p.s. They're geese, anyway, but that wouldn't have suited the caption.
     
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    O.K., O.K., which one of you Goslings hid the Paxo ?
     
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    Does this mean the Swans under 18 team would be referred to as the geese?

    I am a self confessed idiot btw, so please do take the p!ss, I am thick skinned as well as being thick<laugh><cheers>

    I do wright some guff on sports forums, if there are any guff on sports forums editorial jobs going then I am the man:emoticon-0148-yes:

    Life is so much easier if like me your blessed with the gift of being simple!
     
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    Who's the Daddy?
     
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    Having the three shoots you up the housing waiting list!
     
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    Well kids, when I was younger, I starred in the film 'The Wild Geese', opposite Daffy Duck and Peter Swan. Honest !
     
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    Swansea are white, not yellow, ****ing white,
     
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