Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Do you have her facebook?

 

I'm not on Facebook but I can give you her father's name, address (and how much he paid for it), and his linkedin account.

 

But can you photoshop a picture of him into other scenes in hilarious fashion?

 

My Xmas pressie sorted

 

Biscan' Xmas pressie sorted

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And because I'm not cheap he also gets:

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Anyone see this in the news today?

ANd the SIlverback that escaped at London Zoo. He look very miserable to be back in his 'cage'

 

Just been to Sainsbury's to get some bits. No idea why or how but I've apparently won 1,000 Necter Points #bonus

Didn't need to buy anything with the coupon, just scan it. Tried to do it on the self-checkout but it kept erroring. Someone came over and said you can't do it on self checkout and did it on a regular checkout for me.

Just got home and checked my receipts; its on the receipt the lady did for me but it only bloody worked at the self-checkout too! #doublebonus

#lifestory
#realproblems






#summery

 

NIce

I used to get a huge kick from stealing pornos and selling them at school. Also putting reduced stickers on to expensive sarnies

 

Got a voucher for 2,000 points from Sainsburys this morning, think that is £10

 

It is indeed my flavoured friend

 

Just a quick note. Be on the look out for planning application for kirby for relation of lfc seniors to the academy site in a massive new development.

Sometime before christmas

 

How interesting

 

I watched a squirrel steal a small empty jam jar that was sitting on my garden table earlier. It was used to hold tea lights...he ran off with it down the fence to the bottom of the garden. #shareyourstories

 

Mine wasn't a story, it was true

 

Many stories are.

 

I went for a walk today in a red squirrel woodland but didn't see any red squirrels.

 

I heard that Mrs. @luvgonzo had a jar stolen by a squirrel too; it was the jar she kept luv's nuts in.