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How shall we kill him then?

 

Pikes through the eyeballs

 

Rat in a box on his chest

 

Safc 15/16 highlights.

 

Buy him so many drinks at The Earl that he ends up drowning in his own vomit

 

Getting Beardsley to suck out his insides

 

I'm in

 

Yes but leave Molly be and answer the question!!

 

I can't bring myself to like the SAFC suggestion!

 

But seriously, anyone would think I had pissed you lot off or something

 

No Nev.

Just make Sure you sniff your pint when we
Meet for Ipswich.

Remember my job?

Mwahahahahahaa.

 

staked, smeared in honey and let the fireants have a feed

 

That Raiders of the Lost Ark melty face thingy

OR

Strap Albert's big purple dildo to a pneumatic drill and...well...

 

Show him that DNA test that proves Valley is his real-life long-lost twin sister - and so what they did together is just WRONG.

 

lock him in a room for 24 hours with Fredor and a Football History book.

 

Nah he'd have a lovely time. We're trying to kill him off.

 

Make him naked apart from a newcastle top. Lock him in the Stadium of Light the night before a match. Then tell him he needs to find three keys to escape. Once he has found 2, steal them off him and fly off in a helicopter leaving him to his fate.*




*tell me if you think I've been thinking about this too much

 

Make him wear mustard chinos and force him to bare his a...................

wait.......


#therecanbeonlyone

 

I thought this thread was for Nev only ??

 

Not sure a 2 minute video is going to have too much of an effect