Highlanders vs goonies, vs the kurgan, bad bill and ted and the secret agendas within

Fifo basis

 

Why limit yourself to 20?

 

One way can be split into 2 parts?

 

NAH just ****ing with ya

 

Murdoch flies his hewie over the boat containing the traitorous pair while an unconscious BA is slumped in the back of the Hewie. Face man starts tossing out dynamite out and one EXPLODES right beside the boat completely capsizing it.

Luckily for Nev and his sick **** mate nobody ever dies when something flips over in the A team so they all swim to shore and curse the pack of looney ****es that just sunk thier battleship.

Murdock does a flyover and a barrell roll making them scatter.. Unfortunately B.A was too fat to be strapped in and he falls out SPLATTING 5000lbs of pure fat on Nev's head, the resulting excretion of all of Obi's gut contents coats Valley from head to toe with putrid ****.

Murdoch looks at face.... "I thought you strappe him in?"

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Face says... it was your job.


Ah well at least he twatted that **** nev right?

Eh no sorry... nev final crawls out from obis massive arse crack... quite traumatised.


But that's nothing compared to the queue of sheep that stare at valley

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Valley says.. "it was all just locker room talk guys" but they know the truth about the sheep botherer.

Its no good they baaaaaa... you've buggered us for the last time... and all descend and tear valleys intestines out.

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Somehow poor valley crawls away from the demon sheep still chewing on his fetid guts... however their problems are not over yet.

Suddenly Hannibal Comes smashing through the the gateway in a massive ****ing tank he spend 5 minutes building

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He shouts... "oh its on dirt bags."

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I got an M60 **** heads... obi splatted so died. and we got 2 aks as well.

with no cuts theres no glory for valley... he gets shot in the face and a sheep licks his brains from his skull.

Nev well....

 

thought i'd post the A team ending anyway.

it was all just a bit of fun as a mind ****

 

By the way musty I hope kijaang village is nice because you're stuck there forever thanks to Albert

 

Really surprised I lasted to the end. I seemed to slip under everyone's radar. As I was a sea monster maybe the should have used sonar

 

So is there a dead board????

 

Nev you moron you ****ing lost it for us

 

You made it hard ****ing work too on times

 

You mean I did

 

Got to go now folks.

Back to guessing Rafa's lineup on the match thread for me

 

Yeah YOU!!!!

 

It was the only way I got to kill you- since offering me out for a fight when you knew what guns I had was too simple

 

To be fair the classic tell tale signs of pressure were beginning to surface at lunchtime when you offered him outside

 

You won't be able to post next game. I did suggest to Nev that he ban you today too so that you'd be out of the game

 

I knew he'd have asked the question before me

 

Cos I know how you think you devious little bugger!!!

 

I thought of killing you from the off