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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Of his hairy testicles
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 12, 2016
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    much like Ikea meatballs
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 12, 2016
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    that taste like cardboard
     
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    cutouts of The Krankies
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 12, 2016
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  5. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    who were so sweaty
     
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    they were oiled up
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 12, 2016
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    And dropped in a
     
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    vat full of porridge
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    Surrounded by infested rats
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 13, 2016
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    who were saying grace
     
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

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    who were saying grace . . . . twice :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  12. Wherever

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    to bless the food
     
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    using the local vicar
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 13, 2016
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    to serve the tea
     
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    at the Womens Institute
     
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    wearing short skirts and
     
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    Hey Taff - where have you been ?!
     
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    Hi Woops - lots on recently!
     
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    laundry to be returned
     
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    while Frank farts franticly
     
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