Off Topic Creepy clowns

Your not the only one mate the bloke's at work have been pissing themselves even the wife was laughing

 

My kids are petrified of these clown stories that are circulating at school. Daughter who's only 8 has been having nightmares about them. Twats.

 

Make sure you post the video on YouTube, obviously avoiding incriminating yourself. If you can. Well, anyway...

 

The sooner this craze is over, the better.

 

All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all these clowns off the streets.


You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

Well, then who the hell are you talking- You talking to me?

Well, I'm the only one here.

Who the **** do you think you're talking to?

Listen you ****ers, you screwheads. Here's a man who would not take it anymore. Who would not let- Listen you ****ers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the ****s, the dogs, the filth, the ****, the clowns.

Here is someone who stood up. Here is...

You're dead.

 

While it's Fair, this will only get worse as more people are outside later at night this week.

 

Great song but still give em a good ****ing kicking.

 

if you've watched the right hammer house of horror films, they're creepy and sinister. if you haven't, they're just sinister. i would never hire a clown to entertain children. what they're meant to be and what they are are two different things. if one chases you with a knife, it's scary.

 

Just a hunch, but I suspect that the bottom has fallen out of the hire-a-clown-as-children's-entertainer market.

 

If one of these ****s comes up to me I'll squirt it with the water pistol daisy located in my lapel. It's filled with sulphuric acid for good measure.

 

What you all need to really be worried about is all the rats in town that have been disturbed and displaced by the works.

Specifically, South Street, where they run amok across the path exiting from the derelict old Yates pub (where they seem to have taken refuge) at all times of the day.

Long black leathery tails. Seen loads.

 

Rats are a good reason to like cats.

 

None around these parts, or else some lad would introduce 'em to a 3-foot length of scaffolding pole...

 

My little old terrier bitch loved 'em (both rats and cats) Kemps.

 

Harry is a strange cat tbf. He's scared of his own shadow. He's been seen off by a rabbit doing that thumping gig, a Sqiurell actually headbutted him off the garden fence and he even ducks out the way if you go to stroke him.

If he sees a rat though, he's furious and instantly goes into attack mode. Dunno why, Harry just really hates rats and the rats die. Otherwise he's a ****.

 

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Man dressed as Batman chases 'killer clowns' in Cumbria

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/12/man-dressed-as-batman-chases-killer-clowns-in-cumbria/

 

Has your autocorrect thrown a wobbly?

 

The idiots were out in force down here last week. Two of our local schools went into lock down when a couple of these clowns appeared near one of them carrying knives.

This craze will end badly for someone.

 

Maybe the Filth'll SWAT 'em...