No chance. What you should have said is that you were working in a big artists' studio and that would have disguised your **** up
Do you know which country came second in their study? Northern Ireland. Yes folks, Norn Ireland is a better place to live than England Nigels are ****s.
Well it probably would have had it been part of the UK at the time of the study. Wales came last btw.
And yet curiously, I have never heard a single English person say "the quality of life here is crap, I'm off to Jock/Paddy-land".