Well you're offering a box, aren't you, and it's not even yours . . . . it's Sandi's, isn't it, you bliddy conman Or was that the table It's probably got no legs anyway, or a top
I'll let you know that l have been working in this industry for no time at all, l have many if not thousand of no clients at all, l an a man of no principle and l will take no for an answer. If that doesn't sway you, l have nothing to offer!
not much of a persuasive arguement there aussie i never bought it and i have cupboards of stuff to prove i will buy almost anything
G Nothin happening here, nothin for sale cause nothin on offer with no offers forwarded. What more could you ask for?
When you say 'almost' what do you mean, 'cos that says nothing ? If you can't explain yourself properly I've got no interest (which is a canny rate)
Now look here you lot. My name's not Sandi, the contents of the box went to wooperts and I kept the box so I could pick up nothing from the wholesalers. I don't need a table to store it on because the floor is free. Kiwi didn't send me anything so there's nothing to return (lucky him) Go try your salesman patter on somebody else.
Not strictly true Aussie - I resold the items SD sold me, for double the money, and donated the proceeds to a charity providing wigs and hairpieces to unfortunates like Wayne Rooney.
