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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    after hiding the evidence
     
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  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    down his tight trousers
     
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  3. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    whilst shouting "All Wight !!"
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    wheres your water wings
     
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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    and stay still whilst
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    i insert some batteries
     
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    into my new footpump
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    to help inflate the
     
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    blow up male doll
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    with its rather large
     
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    strap on willy warmer
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    which fitted over the
     
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    end of his vacuum
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    operated willie stretcher pump
     
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    for his four inch
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    special hand friendly nozzle
     
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    bought from Homebase DIY
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    now he can do
     
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  20. San Diego

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    everything one handed meaning
     
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