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Stole a packet of crisps today

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Da Original M.D 20/20, Oct 6, 2016.

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I would buy the 99p Hoolahoops and eat them every day starting the rumour that they were in fact mine and the person that wrote the sign is unhinged.
    Maybe an email to Human resources to keep it official.
    Get the **** an investigation. <laugh>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 6, 2016
  2. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Human Resources <rofl>

    Where the **** do you think I work? I'm scum, remember?
     
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    Da Original M.D 20/20, Oct 6, 2016
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Apostrophe's are great<ok>
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Only for pedantic prick's like yourself.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'm not popping in<grr>





    *pricks ffs!!!!!!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    PoP
     
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    Crisps are for ****s and lesbos.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Oct 7, 2016
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    hahahahahaha what a thread neve realised Salvatore was md hows it goin buddy

    imagine u corrected the grammar then came back the next day and some **** wrote 'in ye pop' underneath it :laugh:
     
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    About time we had another thread about crisps, I forget the last genius who came up with one .......

    I can heartily recommend Beefy Balls crisps from Poundland, you get a mahoosive bag and they taste just like beefy Monster Munch used to back in the day.

    Stealing is wrong by the way unless you did it to feed your starving family.
     
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    GroveRanger, Oct 7, 2016
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    Trust you to eat beefy balls from Poundland.
     
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    When I get towards the end I also shake the bag of beefy balls to get everything out.
     
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    Hopefully md has some further updates regarding beef gate today.
     
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    Shoplifting of small items is highly irresponsible. The installation of self service checkouts has made it totally unnecessary. Why pilfer crisps when there is fillet steak just waiting to be nicked?
     
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    Cruyff's Turn., Oct 7, 2016
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    Ye have to scan something of equal weight to the steak though. I got caught trying to steal bananas once.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 7, 2016
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    Fuxake. Where's MD? I need to know what's happening <grr>
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I heard that if you buy a box of 6 Krispy cremes and stick 12 in and scan the computer can't tell you stole 6.
    #Lifehack
    Tesco
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Oct 7, 2016
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