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Stole a packet of crisps today

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  1. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Came back from lunch and this was plastered on the canteen wall <rofl>

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    Well worth it <rofl>

    Going into work tomorrow tooled up. Got my green, blue and red pens already dug out and in the bag. Gonna stir some **** up <cheers>

    Suggestions please. I don't need to steal your crisps cause everytime I **** your wife she makes me a sandwich is already taken.
     
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  2. Tina.

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    Whit flavour?
     
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  4. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    BBQ Hulahoops. One of the big £1 bad boy bags.
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Yaaaaasssssssss <party>

    If you're gonna rob a pack thems the ones to rob<ok>
     
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  6. Tina.

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    I prefer scampi fries. Reminds me of how smelly my fanny is.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Go back and correct the grammar, md

    Just to top it off
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Bravo <applause>
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Leave a packet of cheap ****e crisps in their place with a 'sorry' note attached.
     
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  10. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

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    Or am I the only one that thinks they are ****e crisps?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    One of the GOATs imho
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    If yer near a tesco get these bad boys and take one packet out <laugh>

    tesco-value-snack-assortment.jpg
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

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    Put the empty packet back
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Correct their grammar by adding the missing apostrophe and comma. <ok>
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, that takes me back.
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    :huh:
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dammit <laugh>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    An apostrophe is used to denote possession or contraction. A comma is used to separate clauses in a sentence.

    Yer welcum.
     
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  20. SaveTheHumans

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    I like scampi :confused:
     
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