The bloke just put on FB hes been sacked by Southampton. After seeing how everyone seems to dislike the guy thought id say to make you all a little happier before the big game tomorrow.
Ya he put "After pretty much 10 years of being at St Marys for 1st game of season in some capacity it'll be odd but strangely refreshing not to be there this season. Wil I miss teh Northam Stand having a pop at me? Prob not!". He said hes been replaced by the other bald bloke
He also put in a bitchy comment about the new guy saying - "Still u might not have got rid of me forever.... They will prob get me back on a cold wet Tues nite in Feb when new guy can't b aresed doing it!." The rage
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, no more cringe worthy momments when he stands and shouts in front of the northam before the games.
I never understood how Dennis constantly got his shout-out before ko so wrong, every single game. He'd always do it about 20 seconds too early, and thus the singing and clapping always died down before the players even emerged from the tunnel. It was pathetic. God knows what they away thought ("why are clapping and cheering nothing? the players aren't out yet.")
I take it we are talking about the commentator? Have to agree with St godders the bald guy ain't no better surely?
I'll volunteer to do it. My educated plummy English accent should go down well with the crowd and I have a large number of anti Pompey one liners that should endear me to the fans. Q. Why is Fratton Park as a stadium out of this world. A. It has no atmosphere! ------------------ Interviewer. I hear you're from Portsmouth. Does your city boast a football team?' Fan 'Yes we have a team, yes, but it's nothing to boast about. ---------------------------- The Portsmouth football team visited a poor family in Leigh park - "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope who are constantly struggling & facing the impossible" said Chardonny and Wayne aged 10 and 11. --------------------------------- A gay sailor sits next to a Skate in a bar, he takes a shine to him, so he tries his luck and asks him if he wants a blow job, the Skate jumps up and knocks him spark out. The barman says "what did he say?" the Skate says "Fu*k knows......Something about a job" ------------------------------- Q. Why do Skates always want to marry a virgin? A. To avoid critcism. ---------------------------------------------------------------- A Skate Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son where was you today?" ( Notice he did not not correctly say "where were you?" but remember he is a Skate) Skate son says " At school Dad" The robot slaps the Skate son. "Ok I watched a dvd at my mates" "What dvd" "Toy Story" Robot slaps the Skate son again. "Ok it was a porno" cries the Skate son "When i was your age i didn't know what porn was" says the Skate Dad The robot slaps the Skate Dad Skate Mum laughs "Hahahaha, he's certainly your son" The robot slaps the Skate Mum. -------------------------------------------------------- A Skate goes to the doctors and says "everytime i masterbate, I end up shouting come on Pompey". "Yes" says the Doc, "most *****rs do". ----------------------------------- A Skate's daughter got sent home from school for swearing. "What did you say?" he asked her. "The 'C' word", she said sheepishly. He looked at her very disappointedly and said "it's not clever is it". "No dad" she said, "it was 'c*nt' ". ------------------------------------ That is enough for now as I am saving my best for when I get the job.
Isn't the new guy the one that did the free match last season? Surprised he only just found out he has been sacked of that is the case as I heard that that guy was offered the job after that game.
