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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    According to Hollywood that would make you black.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Was it similar to that time Ace Ventura realised he'd been winching Ray Finkle??
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    never heard of him
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Black like one of your friends that you socialise with ?
     
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    Ooohhh my gaaawwdd
     
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    Was good at the three legged race. No partner, just me.

    Was good at egg and spoon as well.
     
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  8. Patience

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    Scene 1

    An audible sigh is heard on GC as regular posters realize that ER is still alive

    Toby enters the thread

    Toby: "Why don't you write another soup thread, you piss-stained old prick"

    ER appears unfazed. He looks at Toby and pauses briefly.

    ER: "There was a time when we got on, Toby, a simpler time, before my choice of thread would cause such hurtful words to spew forth from the man I once loved"

    Toby sneers before taking a long draw on his joint. Through a mist of smoke, he glares and says:

    Toby: "Things will never be the same between us again, Drew. When you cheated, you destroyed the one thing that bound our love, and that was our trust".

    Toby wipes a tear away. He doesn't want to give Drew the satisfaction of seeing his hurt manifest itself in to a physical show of emotion.

    Drew raises a rugged hand, the palm worn from years of work and masturbation whilst watching his wife take multiple monster black cock, balls deep, triple penetration, the works. He touches Toby's face, silently urging him not to hate, not to be resentful, but to forgive and move on.

    ER: "Please, my Tobias, if you cannot forget the past, how can we move in to the future. This pain, these public shows of hatred and disgust, it's destroying us. Forgive me, I beg you".

    Toby pulls his face away. He is hurting, but he also cannot forget those moments of lust-filled passion in Drew's bedroom at the Samaritan's halfway house on Dee Street in Aberdeen. The jokes shared over pot noodles long in to the night, the friendly discussion about Toby's left-leaning politics and Drew's overt hatred of black men, the jovial jibes about Aberdeen being massively better than London.

    Drew slowly leans in and for a brief, fleeting moment they are locked in a battle of tongues, saliva dribbling down their chins are Drew's false teeth become unstuck, relentlessly battling one another in a fight of mouths, before Toby pulls away and shouts

    Toby: "I CAN'T DO THIS ANY MORE DREW!"

    End Scene

    Is this the end for Toby and Drew's passionate relationship? Find out more next week!

    Also, PM me for erotic fan fiction novella.

    Kind regards,

    E.L.Jiffy
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> daft ****
     
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    First PM received by a Mr Iain Kawimbe, who has requested an erotic novella about him being cuckolded by his wife, Patience, having midget sex with a dwarf called Russ.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    Brought a tear to the eye that did. It's like Wuthering Heights all over again.
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    fs man you have too much time on your hands<laugh>
     
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    Too long; didn't read

    LOL
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    *cocks
     
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    This would be innocent thread has suddenly taken a nasty turn, which quite frankly disgusts me.
     
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    Monny goin doon the shops for some melon
     
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    What do the mods do on here? They certainly don't do their job properly
     
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    Black Power my proud African brother. :afro:
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    I may have previously mentioned having this book when I was a nipper

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    My how times are a changin'
     
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