Only in your head, I'm afraid. Your narcissism might protect you from your own obvious failings, but they're obvious to anyone else.
At the OP's request, I'll actually comment on the games! Utd v Leicester could be very spicy, as the hosts desperately need a result and the visitors are a real threat. They've been a bit up and down, but Ranieri's side could inflict another loss for Mourinho. Liverpool should beat Hull at Anfield fairly comfortably, unfortunately. Spurs' trip to Boro could be complicated by our midweek game in Moscow, but we have to be favourites. Close, I think. Stoke look **** and West Brom are utterly boring most weeks, so I'll go with a narrow away win. 1-0, probably. Hughes out. Sunderland v Palace is tricky, but I think that the former Newcastle manager might sneak this. 2-1 away, maybe? Swansea's lost to City in the week and will probably do it again. Might be a more emphatic scoreline, though. Arsenal v Chelsea could be anything, but I can see the Goons sneaking it in a bad tempered match. West Ham are struggling, but their midweek result could be a turning point. Saints are decent though, so I'll pick a draw. Burnley v high-flying Watford? Capoue's scoring streak will probably end, but an away win anyway, for me.
I'd tell you to go back to your own board if you don't like it, but there's nobody there for you to get attention from.
Cheap point scoring is not on topic! You've thrown the toys out the pram so talk football or piss off.
Manchester United v Leicester. Toughy but I'm hoping Jose drops Rooney and Fellaini in which case we'll win. Bournemouth v Everton - away win Liverpool v Hull. Liverpool to win but not sure if it will be a tight win or a hammering. That really depends on Hull. Middlesbrough v Tottenham. Spuds away win. Stoke v West Brom. Who honestly gives a ****? Sunderland v Crystal Palace - Sunderland to win. Swansea v Manchester City - City to win comfortably. Arsenal v Chelsea - Chavbus to win by a couple. Controversial maybe but I think Chavbus will take the lead, nothing will happen for a while, then the pikeys to get a second late on. Sunday, 25 September 2016 West Ham v Southampton - low scoring draw Monday, 26 September 2016 Burnley v Watford - Watford to win.