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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    yet another 3 pager

    :scancheers:

    :crabflute:
     
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    User Deleted, Sep 22, 2016
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    How did u do the proper crab flute the other day?
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 22, 2016
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    SaveTheHumans, Sep 22, 2016
  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'll be sober in the morning but you'll still be a prick,Wilde I think or Churchill?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 22, 2016
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 23, 2016
  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Churchill(ish)
     
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    monacoger, Sep 23, 2016
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I married one. Didny work out. Probably because she was a fenian (and most likely still is) and nuthin at all to do with me bein a ****.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 23, 2016
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Churchill. Some wummin said he was drunk. "Madam, in the morning I'll be sober, but you will still be ugly" - or summat like that.

    A warmongering bastard but witty. Hitler could have learned a thing or two from him.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 23, 2016
  9. Archers Road

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    <laugh> Yeh, bound to have been that...



    Twas his own wife
     
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    Archers Road, Sep 23, 2016
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    His own missus? Didny know that <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 23, 2016

  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It definitely wasn't his wife. Archers is talking utter pish.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 23, 2016
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, normal service has been resumed then.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 23, 2016
  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It was a woman MP at a party I think
     
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    monacoger, Sep 23, 2016
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    It was Archers that's why he hates clever funny piss heads
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 23, 2016
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's who I thought it was. First female MP.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 23, 2016
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did they have wummin MP's back then? :huh:
     
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    Gambol, Sep 23, 2016
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I read the book of all his famous quotes and one liners and depending on who you listen to it is either the first woman MP or some left wing bint of an MP
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    My personal favourite is when some woman said to him, "If I was your wife, I'd poison you" to which he replied, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it" <party> (or something like that)
     
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    monacoger, Sep 23, 2016
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Bessie Braddock
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 23, 2016
  20. Archers Road

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    Source please, bastardface. You can't just wade in and piss on my parade without evidence.
     
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    Archers Road, Sep 23, 2016
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