Ask Jimmy

I don't think they would let me ask him a question.

 

Should I fake my orgasms?

 

Length or girth?

 

Give or Receive?

 

You have invested a lot of money in new players for the club and also let others go. In terms of investment, £2.5 mill was spent on Conor Washington. He has come from non league to Championship in a fairly short time - how can you as an ex striker, and SLF, help him to progress? Would he have benefitted in the long term by going out on loan to get his fitness sharper and maybe his confidence higher as he will score goals - maybe in a team that plays to his strengths?
Have you started a game yet with your preferred starting 11?
And do you have areas within the team you still want to strengthen?

 

Brave man doing it at this stage.

I'd ask:-
You seem to have a clear idea of how you want the team to play - which match would you say has been closest to achieving that style and performance, how close was it to fully realising your idea of how we should play and what's being done to make all the performances come consistently closer to it?

 

I'd like to know why he continues to play one up front, Cousins so deep, pick Henry and Onohua and why we don't play out and out attacking football in every match, if we lose the odd match playing that way so be it QPR fans have been starved of attacking football for years and I'm too old to keep watching dreary negative crap, just look at Barnsley Brentford Huddersfield etc they all go for it lose the odd match but send the fans home happy, I can't remember the last time I went home happy probably Wembley and slightly the first match of this season!!

 

As it seems to be a constant theme.....

We have in Sandro an expensive Brazilian midfielder who although not seemingly being part of your plans is drawing a hefty wage whilst doing cameo appearances against the likes of Rochdale in the League Cup. As he wasn't sold or loaned out in the transfer window does he become part of your plans until January at least or is there some other reason that is not in the public domain as why he is not playing?

 

Can you ask him if I should bother buying a ticket for the Birmingham game?

 

Jimmy! Why when you tell the Fans Forum 10 days ago, how happy you are with Sandro's fitness, form and attitude, haven't you even had him on the Bench in the 3 games since?

 

I can answer that one in fairness.

 

I probably know your answer! I'd prefer Jimmy''s.

 

Not sure it's wise asking the fans.

Just look at what happened to the new Aston Villa owner when he wanted to get 'down with the fans'....

http://www.talkingbaws.com/2016/07/...a-falls-for-cruel-jimmy-savile-twitter-prank/

 

On you way home from games, how do you cheer yourself up ? Will this work for me ?

 

Sandro, one up front, what happened after the first game? can you fix it for me Jim?

 

When was the last time you questioned your judgement?

 

Why do we never manage a shot in the first 45 minutes? Is this a deliberate tactic?

 

What is the mood like in the dressing room and why the PHUCK can't you see what most of us can see - that you should be playing 2 up front?

 

Why are you still here?