Off Topic Religion.

Cowards, lol.

 

Now that`s more like the thing.

 

Naked chicks bringing us cocaine, whisky and bacon butties for breakfast.

 

I`ll stick to me baccy if that`s allowed. Never touched any of that kind kind of stuff and not starting now.

 

I recommend that you worship Bala..It means you can walk around shopping centres wearing a full faced balaclava and no one can complain..

 

In my cult anything goes, except for the members that Billy is trying to attract to his devils cult.

We party hard, and have no rules, or fat owld mingers.

 

I think that you are pressing L instead of N

 

Getting better by the minute - can I still join if I don`t smoke?

 

Be gone. You are damned to Billys mingers cult.

 

He better say yes or else you are cultless. Your type is not wanted in the cool cats cult.

Enjoy your fatties.

 

religion is only for the unevolved and uneducated. you don't need religion.

 

Who's Binny?

 

Size 16 isn`t fat - just cuddly. Also, at my age 50 is almost cradle snatching, so you can keep your cool cats I`m sticking with Billy, if he`ll have me.

 

Yes exactly, cuddly.

 

Are you a fatty yourself?


ps. Billy will embrace any fatty lover into his devils cult.

 

Bit of (late!) middle-aged spread, nothing too serious.

 

Chubby chaser though?

 

Not chasing anymore (not for a very long time!) but if I was they wouldn't be skinny!!

 

Chubby chaser. Billys devil cult is for you.

You are not ready for the cool cats.

Sex. Drugs. Rock n Roll. Wild parties and same again.

Get back to Billys chubby chaser convent with piano music and beards.

Freak.

 

Buddhism, Billy. It's not about believing in a god, or an afterlife, it's about doing everything to make the most out of the life you live.

You shouldn't really eat meat or drink alcohol, but there's no god to punish you. Loads of them do, anyway. The rest of it sounds fine, though.