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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Bollocks . . . . it's yours 'Wherever' :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Can l make a late but not to be repeated offer?

    That's right l will triple what he offered!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 17, 2016
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    Well you're no mate of mine, monkey, until Thursday oh have it
     
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    Wherever, Sep 17, 2016
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    It's you that called me 'mate' in the first place, mate, so don't get uppity with me, marra <nahnah>

    Anyway,
    'sticks and stones may break my bones,
    but words will never hurt me'

    . . . . unless you call me a monkey, of course :emoticon-0106-cryin

    I'll blinking well remember that, like . . . . unless I forget to remember not to forget it :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Sep 17, 2016
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  5. San Diego

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    $$ New Offer $$

    Thread space for friendly banter.

    Only available until Thursday
     
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    San Diego, Sep 18, 2016
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Has it got to be paid for in dollars ?

    I've got some of that already, thanks, that is rent free, so I don't have to buy any for now't :emoticon-0100-smile

    I've got some in my head, too :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Sep 18, 2016
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  7. Didley Squat

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    As the proprietor of this thread, l demand nothing in compensation!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 18, 2016
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    In that case, can I offer you a pot to piss in . . . . free, of course :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    Rather you offer me a pot to drink rather than piss in. :)
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 18, 2016
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    You seem to be saying that you'd like to drink a pot of my wee wee <yikes>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Sep 18, 2016
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  11. Wherever

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    No difference between that and carlsberg
     
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    I'm definitely up for some free pot :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    San Diego, Sep 18, 2016
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    The conversion from pounds would make it even cheaper for you <ok>
     
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    You got it!
    Sending a bill to nowhere as we speak <ok>
     
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    No Sire ............ here in Oz, a middie ( mid size glass ) is also called a pot, especially in here in Queensland.
    The larger glass is called a schooner, which most in New South Wales drink ( that's what l was used to )
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 19, 2016
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  16. Gordon Armstrong

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    So you're not keen on taking the piss, then :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    If your into golden showers, start without me.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 19, 2016
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    I've got a gallon container of 'Golden Shower' Lager for you Aussie - produced in Japan, so should be palatable. Does leave you a bit slant eyed if you drink too much though <cheers> ;)

    Nothing else at present.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 19, 2016
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  19. Gordon Armstrong

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    Would being the recipient of a golden shower result in you being as sticky when it dried as you would be after having some golden syrup . . . . and if nobody knows, do we need a researcher to solve this mystery :huh:
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Sep 20, 2016
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    what about a Rachel Riley shower
     
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